In today’s episode of MAGA Legislators Turning White Fragility Into Policy, House Republicans propose removing the Black Lives Matter Plaza in Washington, D.C., as part of a GOP effort to “make our nation’s capital safe.”
That’s right, y’all, the party of officials who believe Jan. 6 rioters were “political prisoners” is looking to get rid of what the New York Post’s conservative columnist for Caucasian tears, Jon Levine, described as a “two-block woke eyesore.” (This is as good a day as ever to remind people that I regret the day white people discovered the word “woke.”)
“The House Oversight Committee and the Trump Administration are working on delivering several reforms to make our nation’s capital safe and end left-wing pet projects,” Rep. James Comer (R-KY) stated. “This includes addressing partisan abuses by the District government such as Black Lives Matter Plaza.”
Ahhh yes, we simply must keep the citizens of Washington, D.C. “safe” from an intimate strip of land lest innocent people be brutally attacked by, well, the phrase “Black Lives Matter” written in really large yellow block letters. (No, it’s really a safety issue. We simply cannot have people slipping and falling while walking two blocks covered in the white tears of melted right-wing snowflakes.
Aside from the obvious racism, conservative hypocrisy has simply become annoying at this point. Comer is out here ranting about “left-wing pet projects” as if President Donald Trump’s administration isn’t a moving shrine to right-wing ideology.
Who the hell do right-wingers believe Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf of America” for? Who do Comer and his ilk believe Trump was trying to appease by restoring the Confederate names of military bases? Who do they think Trump is hoping to win over with his promise to make English the official language of America?
Everything about the Trump administration has been a massive, disastrous right-wing pet project (2025). Nothing Trump and his MAGA-fied GOP have done has benefited America as a whole. The goal has always been to return America to a right-wing utopia. That’s all!
